Avacadros...Avacadados...AVACADOS!

After a recent experience with avacados, (If it sparks your interest to hear the whole story go here: Driveby Fruiting.) I thought it might be interesting to do a short segment on avacados, which are in fact a fruit.

Avacados, also known as butter pears, alligator pears, and pansy buttons, have been known to be poisionous to some animals, including dogs, cows, and birds. So remember, don't feed your dog chocolate or avacados. Because he could die. And we don't want that, do we? No. No we don't....

Anyways...apparently avacados are very healthy and if you are looking for a tasty afternoon snack, you can try this delicious looking avacado and chocolate syrup shake:

Yummy.

Oh! A fun fact! An avacado contains 0.64 mg of zinc. Fasinating.

You know what I just realized? Avacados are really boring. I do apologize for not realizing this a bit sooner. But for all of you who stuck through this entire post, thank you. You deserve an avacado. So, get on your shoes, head over to your nearest neighhborhood market and pick yourself up one. Or some chocolate.

Just don't feed either to your dog.

P.S. Oh and in case you were wondering, avacados aren't really called pansy buttons. I made that up. :D

Webdings and Jelly Beans

Alas, I have discovered that Blogger is not as silly as I thought. Webdings is only avaliable in the old post editor, but when they created the fancy new version, they must've realized how pointless Webdings was. So they took it out. But now there are only seven fonts to choose from. I don't know what I'll do without my eight choices. They are slowly taking away our creativity and originality! Before you know it, every single blog writer on this website will have to post in the SAME FONT. *dramatic music* Whatever shall we do?!

Isn't "alas" a great word? Whenever I hear that word I think of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. Dumbledore said it after he ate an earwax flavored jelly bean. I wonder if J.K. Rowling wrote that in there because "alas" sounds so much like "Albus," which everyone should know is Dumbledore's first name. Ahem, anyways, you probably don't want to sit here and read about my Harry Potter ponderings. The only reason I really am posting is to let you all know about the whole Webdings thing. So now that I've stated my point, I'll just be going...

Well...here we are.

My friend called me up today with a sudden strong desire to start a blog, asking me for ideas. While suggesting some incredibly brilliant and creative ideas, most of which she just laughed at, I decided starting a blog of my own might actually be a fun idea. Unfortunately, I had used up all my creative juices thinking of blog ideas for my friend. Then I realized, why do I need to have one basic topic for my blog? Is there anything wrong with writing random posts that vary with my mood?

So that is exactly what this blog is going to be about. Whatever I feel like at the moment. I don't know how this will turn out, but I might as well give it a shot, right?

P.S. So I was deciding which font to use when I noticed something strange. Blogger only has about 8 fonts to choose from. So why is one of the eight fonts Webdings? Who would post in that font? No one would be able to read it! Silly Blogger.